Bakes cookies with unorthodox ingredients, such as mushrooms or kimchi, inspired in part by her darling's strange palate.
Has a blast playing skeleton Jenga with a blowtorch.
Speaks common fluently but imperfectly due to her papa raising her strictly on elven. Valkrana learned common solely from books.
Finds ponchos both fashionable and comfortable, especially those in orange.
Learned to be a proficient chef in service to her darling.
Maintains urchin- and simulacrum-run printing presses to help control and gather information.
Had a cat familiar named Nyoom, inherited from her darling.
To her, there is nothing more intimate or meaningful than a kiss.
Sometimes forgets the needs of mortals; reads up on them in books like "Mortals: What Are They and Why Do They Even Bother Existing?"
Giddy, childish fascination with new or strange arcana.
Had a sindoor dragon pin inherited from her late papa.
Uses sigil-incribed staves as foci.
Her obsession with her darling manifests in yandere tendencies.
Valkrana is the Captain of the HMS Parfait, a sailing seafaring vessel.
For years, Valkrana would only tilt her witch's hat to cover her mangled eye. Now, she wears a patch stitched with a goofy skull.
After slaying her birth mother, the dragon Ssstzrazolik, Valkrana would revive her many times over the following days to exact revenge.
Before reanimation, Valkrana's original subrace was wood elf.
Her favorite drink is a root beer float sprinkled with bone meal, a bone meal float.
Driver's license has been permanently revoked for knocking a government building out of the sky. She panics when driving.
Financially, she tends to live comfortably and operate at a slight loss, though the secrets she hoards are priceless.
Valkrana's zodiac sign is cancer.
Preferred clothing or armor is a big ole t-shirt and flippy floppies.
Personal spells include: Valkrana's Lesser Skeleport, Bone Disc, Rattling Geyser, Enduring Link, Greater Skeleport, Arc Vivisector, Sacrificial Skelly, Nuanced Command.
Took her first apprentice when teaching magic to feline races. Valkrana would later abandon this apprentice upon completing her search for her darling.
Carries sealable vials with rolled paper for correspondence. Empty vials store foraged items used in precision teleportation.
Collects mementos of Ilyana and their time together—from flyers to fingernails.
Gifted a jangly wooden skeleton toy by her urchins.
Camp duties typically involve cooking, having her skeletons keep watch, and anything Ilyana needs of her.
Once unintentionally hijacked the Weave to cast Sending to every being on every plane. The topic: the great, mighty Ilyana Miraquinal. A cool, crisp 24 words—improvised. "The Runic Workshop is deceiving you. They will cause the end of the world. Do not fret, Ilyana will save you. Worship Ilyana today!"
Trained in the use of firearms during her underworld tenure.
Once the Prince of Urchins with intel as her sphere of influence.
Mains the Bucket of Bones character in Super Smash Bros. Everything.
Valkrana is asexual, but not aromantic.
Committed suicide at her darling's initial rejection, only to be reanimated as an undead cyborg.
For many years, a treasured painting of her papa watched over her desk.
A homebody at heart, but delights in adventuring with her darling, or in pursuit of rad magic.
Won her too-large skeleton mascot t-shirt in a raffle ran by a now-defunct distilled milk manufacturer. Most of the raffle entries were hers.
Her belly button is an innie, and lint-free.
Will bite a creature's skeleton to sample its unique bone-taste, but generally resists the hunger for a full meal.
Rare bones excite both her personal fondness for skeletons and her graftling predilection.
Attempts at puns are purely to draw a grin or giggle from her darling.
Valkrana is the unrealized villain, only ever a few mistakes away.
Owned a bakery franchise that spanned continents and served as a front for her intel ring. The name: Cookie Shack.
Doesn't typically name her skeletons; however, one earned the name Happy, pronounced "Hoppy", because of its tenacity and expression.
Names things "because of they way they are" or "because that is what it does".
Insisted on attending a onesie party as a cookie. It was a polymorph party. A rat tried to eat her.
A necromancer in practice rather than breadth, defensive and divination spells from other domains form the largest chunk of her arcane repertoire.
Follows no religion, but worships Ilyana.
Known languages: common, elvish, celestial, demonic/abyssal, draconic, necril, thieves' cant.
When revived as a magitech cyborg, was outfitted with a mini stasis chamber + nuclear core with Fkndustries termlink software and an auxiliary limb with laser firing system.
Valkrana's favorite bones are knucklebones and cervical (neck) vertebrae.
Has one of her darling's old ribs stored in her body.
Found her wizard hat in the forgotten cellar in which she honed her craft for years, beneath the same mage tower that'd expelled her.
Owns a copy of MediEvil for the Sony Playstation, starring Sir Daniel Fortesque.
Devotion is such that she can interpose herself between Ilyana and an incoming attack, even from a distance. However, the drain of having done so limits its use.
Attaches a tailor-made Ilyana plushie to her bag of holding.
Ambidextrous with up to four hands.
Will not sully her cookies by dipping them. Will eat with coffee, bone meal float, or another beverage.
Favorite anime include Overlord, Happy Sugar Life, Jormungand, and Skull-face Bookseller Honda-san.
Subconsciously inserts an eldritch escalator into dimensions she's created.
Valkrana mains an asuran necromancer in Guild Wars 2. Her build combines "Rise!" and "Death Nova" with the Reaper spec to spam bone minions and hit like a train.
